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Here are Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets: moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
As a little boy Mark was probably caught playing with his mom’s cosmetics, and he was spanked. But his love of makeup endures.
Kirk appears to be a man who moisturizes to the hilt to get rid of all of that stuff stuck in his pores as a middle-aged man. And, presto, Kirk’s face looks like a baby’s hiney.
So there you have it, ladies. Moisturize and you too can look like Mark Kirk.
Mark Kirk’s beauty secrets, straight from the Kirkster’s make-up bag.
Personally, I would be suspicious of a 50 year-old man who uses an official campaign picture that looks like it came from his high school yearbook. That is, when Kirk is not masquerading in phony pictures as a navy pilot or faux combat warrior, see for example:
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